First and foremost, we feel the need to warn you upfront that if you consider yourself easily offended, then you may wanna go ahead and take this opportunity to run screaming into the night because it’s all disastrously downhill from here, toots! If however, you find the sight of foreign people wearing offensive English t-shirts as hilarious as the time when your friend’s trendy Japanese “courage” tattoo actually read “dickhead,” then you’re in good company.
Here we’ve collected a group of unsuspecting non-English speakers, from small children to old ladies, all of whom have no idea that they’re wearing swear words on their shirts. These funny. English shirts range from the wildly offensive to the randomly translated, bearing everything from insanely racist or sexist terms to sentences that don’t even make an effort to make sense.
So the next time you’re feeling inspired to pimp that cool looking Chinese character shirt, take a peek through these funny English language shirts to assess the risk that may be unknowingly involved. The bad boys you’ll see here are like an X-rated cautionary tale of exactly how wrong wearing a language you don’t understand can go.
Okay, This One’s Kind of Nailing It. Proceed, Dear Woman, Proceed.
Before the Censor Committee Got a Hold of the Guys at Nike…
Well, at Least She Owns It
Mickey Goes Rogue!
You Gotta Wonder If the Guy Posing with Him Finally Told Him the Horrible Truth
In His Defense, It’s Definitely Accepted Everywhere
This Guy May Have a Future in the Alarm Clock Business
Hey, Better Safe Than Sorry, Right?
At Least They’re in Agreement?
Kiss Me, I’m Adorably Oblivious
Vegetables: The Official Food of Rebellious Teens Everywhere
This Poor Kid Appears Drunk Beyond His Years
This Shirt = Hilarious. The Fact That It’s on a Reporter on Live TV = Priceless.
Don’t Hate the Playa, Hate the Game
Oh, That Just Ain’t Right…
This Little Dude Is Unwittingly Bringing Sexy Back
Quite Possibly the Most Offensive T-Shirt Ever Caught on Film!
You Know Some Asshole at the English T-Shirt Factory Is Laughing His Ass Off
Someone Get This Man a Reese’s Already
No, You Don’t Want to Do That at All
Guess All the Other Small Town Pride Themes Were Taken
The American Way
Canadian Pride, Bitchezzz!
This Shirt’s Reply to Your Assertion That It Doesn’t Make Sense
Who Knew Perverts Were Such Big Fans of Sleep?
Eminem’s Long-Lost Asian Step Brother