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The Funniest Things Ever Written on Money

There’s nothing more fun that going through your haul of singles at the end of the night and finding spontaneous silly notes written on your cash. You know, your nightly haul of one dollar bills. That’s something that everyone gets at their jobs. Though funny notes written on currency may or may not be the kind of thing that’s endorsed by Uncle Sam, it’s always fun to find anything from a random joke to a not-so-mutual declaration of love scrawled out on your vending machine money. These are the funniest things ever written on money. That’s some cold hard cash you can take to the bank.

Mama Said Spock You Out

Knew That Guy Always Looked Familiar…

Emo Lincoln’s So Cool You’ve Probably Never Heard of Him

Good News!

Why So Serious?

Best Argument for Staying in School Ever

American Genius at Its Best

Uh…Thanks for the Heads Up?

This Illuminati Warning Announcement


Seemed Like a Great Idea at the Time

This Comment on the Economy

This Official Nomination for Prime Minister

Never Hurts to Ask, Right?

Britney Bucks

Can’t Blame a Guy for Tryin’

Zombie Lincoln Gives You Fair Warning

Is That Really Too Much to Ask?

Who Wants to Know?

The New Face of America

That Awkward Moment

We See What You Did There…

This Declaration of Freedom

They Really Don’t, Travis. Yeah, You. Travis.


This Vow of Revenge at Any Cost

Apparently Cole Decided He’d Rather Have a Diet Coke

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