The 99 Biggest Selfie FAILs in Internet History

More often than not, a to capture whatever moment is actually happening. People making faces to make the selfies funny, exaggerating backgrounds, or including people who aren’t a part of the moment are the entire reason that really all selfies are failures, when it comes to good photography. But then there are the hilarious selfies that are actually entertaining. When something goes wrong, a is truly at its best: pictures of people taking selfies at funerals, accidentally including a toilet or someone going to the bathroom while you’re trying to look sexy, catching your mom showering while you’re sending a sext, and sometimes even animals get into the mix.

Here are the 99 funniest in the history of the Internet, from the Ellen Degeneres’s Oscars selfie fail where Liza Minnelli tries to get into the photo but doesn’t, to the one where a camel almost bites a girl’s head off, to the video of the couple that almost got struck by lightning. Or people getting gorged by bulls.

But mostly, these awful selfies are just people with horrible, terrible, no good, very bad taste. These are the worst selfies that the Internet hast to offer. Upvote the biggest selfie fails, downvote the ones that are okay.

A Camelfie. The Kind Of Selfie You Take with A Camel. Right? AM I RIGHT?!

This Girl Shopping for Beige Rocket Ship Toys



What an Ass



Road Rage Selfies



This Reporter Taking a Selfie As She’s About to Be Hit by a Baseball




Protip: Know Your Cat’s Boundaries



Close Calls



‘Okay This Dude Taking A Poopsiedoodles, Or A Bad Angle Of Me?… Poopsiedoodles.’



There’s a Family Member Just Sittin There…



This Picture Where A Girl’s Arms Turn into A Butt



This Kid Who Took A Selfie with The Queen



To All the iPad Users



Texas Chainsaw Selfie



Alexander Graham Bell’s First Selfie



This Adorable Baby Being Held Hostage



Your “Boyfriend,” Huh?



Superselfie



Dog The Booty Hunter



This Cat Doesn’t Know Her Angles. Stupid Cat.



Spider-Man Dates Himself



This Guy At An Adult Elementary School Bathroom



This Dad Who Doesn’t Know How Wave Pools Work



This Store Attendant/Mom GETTIN SERIOUS



Liza Minnelli When She Tried To Get into Ellen’s Oscars 2014 Selfie



Hahahaha THIS LADY IS BANANAS



Thanks Grandma, I Look Really Swoll




‘Sorry, This Is MY Photo’



Grandma Lookalike



There’s Actually a Dollhouse…



Aw Yeah, Dawg. Check Out My Fat Dad ‘n’ Sh*t. Mmmm.



Jesse Pinkman Over Here



Another I Don’t Care, This Selfie Is HAPPENING.



Immediately After This the Old Man Open-Hand Slapped Him



Coffee With Dog Pooping



Wait, So Which Hand Is She Using to Drive in This Non-Traffic?



This Lady Knows What She Likes



His Body Is Ready



Grandmas Know That Toilets Are Just Chairs For The Dirty



Planes on Fire Lol



She Must Not Be Having a GOOD BIDET! AAHAHA



This Beefcake



The Original Bae Caught Me Sleeping



Check This Police Evidence Tho



This Walking Advertisement For Gun Control



Hey Grandma, Help Me Get Ass Dat Up Der. Yeah, Grandma.



This Person Who’s Disappointed in Her Hair



Hey Fellas, You Got 2-Ply at Home? I Don’t. Call Me.



These Blurry Eyed Girls Who Hate Their Friend



This Stolen Baby



Backdoor Matches the Bathroom Door



Full Monitor Screen, Blurry, Selfie



The Greatest Family Event Ever



‘Text Me Back To Let Me Know How METAL This Looks’



This Perfect Profile Pic for Future Employers



Wait, Where’s The Door, Are They Trapped In There?



When You Gotta Show It ALL Off



This Dude Who’s About to Manscape



Phone Becomes Self-Aware, Takes Picture Of Self



Just The Tip



Must Be One A Those Tornado-Savaged Houses 🙁



#sunsdownmoonsout



Waiting For Our First Jumpsuit #humpsuit #newthreads #behindbars #jailbirds #tweettweet




That Can Not Be Either of Their Best Angle



This Ryan Gosling Clone



Kim Kardashian’s Classic Sunburn



This Guy Took a Selfie While Driving His New Lampshade Home



Capturing Her Selfie, If She Took 20 Years From Now



Another Traffic Liar



Sh*tty Picture of This Hot Girl



‘Let’s See Some More A Dat Ass, Mom.’



C’mon, We Can Spare, Like, 4 Seconds! Okay, Thanks. Swipe Right!



Chocolate Rain



Full Laptop Selfie



When Full Length Mirrors Aren’t Handy



Geraldo Rivera, Because It’s Geraldo Rivera



This Claude Monet



Need Proof You’re Cool. Show The Can. The Can Illustrated You’re Cool.



Putting The Fun Back Into Funeral!



She Should Show An After With Her Bawling, Curled Up In A Ball (Bawl? LOL)



A Girl Giving British Teeth the Reputation They’ve Earned



That’s A Cup



This Classy Lady



OKCupid Profile Worthy



When Did I Miss the Empty Out Your Bank Account Photomeme?



Another One of These



Really Depressing Homeless Selfie #wtf #whythepeacesign



Pink Toilet Seat Cover



Confidence Is Important



This Proud Florida Mom



Another Auschwitz Selfie. Now with Headphones!



Not an Appropriate Selfie. It’s Always Too Soon.



Anne Frank House Car Window Selfie…

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