More often than not, a selfie fails to capture whatever moment is actually happening. People making faces to make the selfies funny, exaggerating backgrounds, or including people who aren’t a part of the moment are the entire reason that really all selfies are failures, when it comes to good photography. But then there are the hilarious selfies that are actually entertaining. When something goes wrong, a selfie is truly at its best: pictures of people taking selfies at funerals, accidentally including a toilet or someone going to the bathroom while you’re trying to look sexy, catching your mom showering while you’re sending a sext, and sometimes even animals get into the mix.
Here are the 99 funniest selfie FAILs in the history of the Internet, from the Ellen Degeneres’s Oscars selfie fail where Liza Minnelli tries to get into the photo but doesn’t, to the one where a camel almost bites a girl’s head off, to the video of the couple that almost got struck by lightning. Or people getting gorged by bulls.
But mostly, these awful selfies are just people with horrible, terrible, no good, very bad taste. These are the worst selfies that the Internet hast to offer. Upvote the biggest selfie fails, downvote the ones that are okay.
A Camelfie. The Kind Of Selfie You Take with A Camel. Right? AM I RIGHT?!
This Girl Shopping for Beige Rocket Ship Toys
What an Ass
Road Rage Selfies
This Reporter Taking a Selfie As She’s About to Be Hit by a Baseball
Protip: Know Your Cat’s Boundaries
Close Calls
‘Okay This Dude Taking A Poopsiedoodles, Or A Bad Angle Of Me?… Poopsiedoodles.’
There’s a Family Member Just Sittin There…
This Picture Where A Girl’s Arms Turn into A Butt
This Kid Who Took A Selfie with The Queen
To All the iPad Users
Texas Chainsaw Selfie
Alexander Graham Bell’s First Selfie
This Adorable Baby Being Held Hostage
Your “Boyfriend,” Huh?
Superselfie
Dog The Booty Hunter
This Cat Doesn’t Know Her Angles. Stupid Cat.
Spider-Man Dates Himself
This Guy At An Adult Elementary School Bathroom
This Dad Who Doesn’t Know How Wave Pools Work
This Store Attendant/Mom GETTIN SERIOUS
Liza Minnelli When She Tried To Get into Ellen’s Oscars 2014 Selfie
Hahahaha THIS LADY IS BANANAS
Thanks Grandma, I Look Really Swoll
‘Sorry, This Is MY Photo’
Grandma Lookalike
There’s Actually a Dollhouse…
Aw Yeah, Dawg. Check Out My Fat Dad ‘n’ Sh*t. Mmmm.
Jesse Pinkman Over Here
Another I Don’t Care, This Selfie Is HAPPENING.
Immediately After This the Old Man Open-Hand Slapped Him
Coffee With Dog Pooping
Wait, So Which Hand Is She Using to Drive in This Non-Traffic?
This Lady Knows What She Likes
His Body Is Ready
Grandmas Know That Toilets Are Just Chairs For The Dirty
Planes on Fire Lol
She Must Not Be Having a GOOD BIDET! AAHAHA
This Beefcake
The Original Bae Caught Me Sleeping
Check This Police Evidence Tho
This Walking Advertisement For Gun Control
Hey Grandma, Help Me Get Ass Dat Up Der. Yeah, Grandma.
This Person Who’s Disappointed in Her Hair
Hey Fellas, You Got 2-Ply at Home? I Don’t. Call Me.
These Blurry Eyed Girls Who Hate Their Friend
This Stolen Baby
Backdoor Matches the Bathroom Door
Full Monitor Screen, Blurry, Selfie
The Greatest Family Event Ever
‘Text Me Back To Let Me Know How METAL This Looks’
This Perfect Profile Pic for Future Employers
Wait, Where’s The Door, Are They Trapped In There?
When You Gotta Show It ALL Off
This Dude Who’s About to Manscape
Phone Becomes Self-Aware, Takes Picture Of Self
Just The Tip
Must Be One A Those Tornado-Savaged Houses 
#sunsdownmoonsout
Waiting For Our First Jumpsuit #humpsuit #newthreads #behindbars #jailbirds #tweettweet
That Can Not Be Either of Their Best Angle
This Ryan Gosling Clone
Kim Kardashian’s Classic Sunburn
This Guy Took a Selfie While Driving His New Lampshade Home
Capturing Her Selfie, If She Took 20 Years From Now
Another Traffic Liar
Sh*tty Picture of This Hot Girl
‘Let’s See Some More A Dat Ass, Mom.’
C’mon, We Can Spare, Like, 4 Seconds! Okay, Thanks. Swipe Right!
Chocolate Rain
Full Laptop Selfie
When Full Length Mirrors Aren’t Handy
Geraldo Rivera, Because It’s Geraldo Rivera
This Claude Monet
Need Proof You’re Cool. Show The Can. The Can Illustrated You’re Cool.
Putting The Fun Back Into Funeral!
She Should Show An After With Her Bawling, Curled Up In A Ball (Bawl? LOL)
A Girl Giving British Teeth the Reputation They’ve Earned
That’s A Cup
This Classy Lady
OKCupid Profile Worthy
When Did I Miss the Empty Out Your Bank Account Photomeme?
Another One of These
Really Depressing Homeless Selfie #wtf #whythepeacesign
Pink Toilet Seat Cover
Confidence Is Important
This Proud Florida Mom
Another Auschwitz Selfie. Now with Headphones!
Not an Appropriate Selfie. It’s Always Too Soon.
Anne Frank House Car Window Selfie…
