The 25 Weirdest “As Seen on TV” Products

We’ve all been there. It’s late at night, you’re lonely, and an amazing new product has appeared on your screen that can solve all of your problems (or one of them, at least). If you’ve recently thought about ordering an “As Seen on ” product, this photo gallery is here to save you from buying stuff you don’t need. From the incredibly weird “Better Marriage Blanket” to the insanely funny “Slob Stopper,” these these are some seriously weird . Below you will find a bunch of funny As Seen on TV items that nobody needs to buy, because they never should’ve been made in the first place.

The "Backup" Mattress Shotgun Rack

Head Wedgie

Chillow

PooTrap

Portable Sauna

The “Kush” Breast Supporter

Better Marriage Blanket

Pajama Jeans

Booty Pop

Mind Control Lip Balm

Cami Secret Cleavage Cover

Miracle Socks

Listen Up

Fanny Bank

Roll Up Piano

Wax Vac

GoGo Pillow

Talking TP

Fat Magnet

Sauna Pants

Tiddy Bear

Zoomies Binoculars

The Slob Stopper

Perfect Polly

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