Hilarious Drunk Texts From People Talking Nonsense

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There’s definitely a correlation between getting drunk and all of a sudden feeling the incredible need to shower your friends with . Before you know it, you’ve texted just about everyone you know and very little to none of what you’ve typed has made any sense at all. This is a collection of some of the best drunken nonsense texts you’ll ever see. Whether it’s the booze or the autocorrect talking the end result remains the same. And that result is often a baffling collection of words that looks more like an encrypted code than anything resembling a coherent story.

Here you’ll find a wonderful array of from drunk people as they keep their friends and family up to date with their drunken antics. All of the tropes of drunk texts are represented here. The overly enthusiastic declaration of love, the not so stealthy drunken denial, and of course the random announcement of shameless intoxication.
When Your Typist Starts Inserting His Own Commentary

You Know You’re Drunk When You Lose the Ability to Announce It via Text






When Drunk-You Becomes a Master of the Metaphor






When Your Friend is Either Puking, in the Car, or Puking in the Car






The Long Lost Gospel of Harry






Sometimes It’s Best Not to Ask






When You Realize You’ve Been Injured in the Line of Duty






How to Know He’s a Keeper:






Cracking the Code






Invest in a Liquor Safe






Straight Up Thuggin’






Nobody Really Needs Vowels






Seems Like They Have a Glowstick Now






Time Stamps Tell the Real Story






Add to List of Things to Not Lick






Become the Dolphin. Live the Dolphin.






You Have It Twisted






There Are Claws in Your Future…






Dinner with Family Is Important






Chivalry Isn’t Dead






Luck of the Irish






Willing to Bet She Got It the First Time






Autocorrect Making Everything Better






Complete Nonsense Across the Board






There’s Nothing Like a Love Letter to Melt a Girl’s Heart






It’s Friday Somewhere






It’s All About the Effort






When You Start to Suspect That Your Autocorrect Is Drunker Than You Are






The Ian Hammersex Stage Is Exactly as Terrifying as It Sounds





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