If you’re familiar with Reddit.com, you may know about a subreddit called “Roast Me.” The idea is this: People post a picture of themselves and then get “roasted,” or ruthlessly made fun of. Roast Me is fun for people of all ages, sexes, race, and religion, because everybody deserves to be taken down a few pegs every now and then.
People especially love to spend their time insulting girls (thanks, Internet), and this list of attractive women who were down to be roasted proves hot chicks can still take a joke. Even really, really, really harsh ones. These beautiful women got burned so bad, they probably needed to be directed to a burn unit.
And the Reddit roasters don’t just call these ladies dumb or slutty. This list confirms that you can roast even the prettiest babe in a creative way if you’re clever enough. All it take is a little effort and some major malice. Vote up your favorite sick burn for the girls on /r/roastme!
I Can Just Sense the Thinly-Veiled Disdain
“If *unenthusiastic handjob* had a face, this would be it.”
Almost Every Comment Was About Her Forehead, But This One’s the Best
“The wave in your hair really compliments your beach of a forehead.”
Perspective Has Not Been Kind to Her
“You weren’t born. Your mom built you from spare doll parts. You got a GI Joe leg.”
I’m Sure That Works Some of the Time
“Maybe if I leave my titties out guys won’t notice how chubby I’ve gotten.”
This Is Savage. Accurate, But Oh So Savage.
“If you want to know the definition of disappointment, start at the bottom of the picture and scroll up.”
Ah, Flat Chested Jokes Will Never Get Old…
“When life gives you lemons, stuff them down your shirt and pretend you have tits.”
Hopefully Discount Uma Thurman Can Take a Joke
For Once, Someone Made a Joke That’s Not About Her Looks
“The decor matches your personality.”
This One Is Actually Sort of Sweet. He Believes in Her!
“Nose job? F*ck that, you need a nose career.”
He Saw Right Through Her Disguise
“Guess I can’t make any fat jokes until you take that corset off. :(”
We Know She Didn’t Cry After Reading This Because Mascara Is Too Expensive
“All sex with you is makeup sex.”
They’re Trying Pretty Hard to Be Edgy
“You look like rich girls trying to be homeless.”
Black Mamba Sounds Like a Name of Her Would-Be Co-Star
“Can I have the link to your PornHub channel?”
At Least She Has Good Taste in Cartoons
“The f*ck is up with your fingers… If you’re driving and you want to flip somebody off, do you have to open the sunroof?”
Well… Did She?
“Did you weave that sweater with the pluckings from your eyebrows?”
Self-Esteem Can’t Melt Steel Beams
“You’ve got enough foundation on your face to have saved the World Trade Center.”
She Claimed She Was an Irish Sex Worker and Got This Perfect Roast
“I’m glad you found a place where men are always drunk enough to f*ck you.”
Pushup Bras Don’t Distract from Lazy Eyes
“If you poke that eye back in, does a tit get bigger?”
“Hello, 911? I Just Witnessed a F***ING MURDER.”
“Happy 40th birthday.”
She’s Even Wearing Starfish Earrings
“Looks like your father was never there to watch The Little Mermaid with you.”
I Think the Glasses Are Giving Off That Vibe
“You already look like you’re on your way to ‘speak to the manager.’”
A Burn That Transcends Generations
“I can’t roast her… my grandpa already did that to her people in WWII.”
via u/ ThatGuySage
This Could Also Be an Attack on Her Ego
“No luck on getting the anorexia to spread to your giant head, huh?”
She Needs Some Aloe for That Burn
“I’d roast you, but it looks like the sun already did.
For real though, get that melanoma checked.”
If You Really Want to Roast a Girl… Go for the Makeup
“Texas Chainsaw Mascara.”
Gotta Love the Roasters Who Assume a Pretty Girl Is a Mean Girl
“If you ate all that make up, maybe you’d be beautiful on the inside.”
And Now I Can’t Get That Sound Out of My Head
“Jesus Christ, when you cum, it must sound like a chew toy.”
Mentioning Cancer Escalates a Roast Very Quickly
“The only thing that would get you more attention than your current hair colour is spontaneously developing cancer.
Coincidentally, it would also be a better hairstyle.”