20 Secret Penises Hidden in Tattoos
Yep, there’s something more horrifying than a misspelled tattoo. That’s right, ladies and gentleman, real people have actually received penis tattoos! Those are tattoos of penises, not tattoos on penises. In some cases the recipient clearly wanted a wiener or two subtly incorporated into a design, but in many, many instances, these folks went down to the tattoo parlor with no plan to have a penis permanently inked into their skin. That’s what they ended up with, however.
Accidental penis tattoos are the father of the mother of all tattoo fails. From the accidental penis nose to at least one crucifix gone horribly wrong, there is absolutely nothing funny about these wiener tattoos. Well, as long you as you aren’t one of the people in these photos. Then these tattoos are just about the funniest thing ever.
Peenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
Praying to the Almighty
A Signature for the Ages
Harlem Shaking My Head
When Is a Jellyfish Not a Jellyfish?
How a Finger Becomes a Penis
Pisces or Penis?
Take Only Pictures, Leave Only Footprints
Biggie Smalls or Penis?
A Symbol of Faith
Skull and Crossboners
Reach for the Stars but Grab the Moon
Emerging from the Chrysalis
Accidental Penis Nose
Sorry About Your Tattoo, Bro