20+ Awkward Photos of Guys with Hooters Waitresses That Are Too Funny

Hooters. It represents the best and worst qualities of America, a land where you’re free to do anything so long as you’re willing to fight for it, a country not unlike a massive garbage dump, in which the nastiest scavengers become kings and the rest laze around complaining, unaware they live in a fetid heap of sh*t and refuse. Is it possible to be both repulsed and attracted by Hooters? To love the cheap and nasty food, while wanting to vomit after eating it? To relish in the affordability of the alcohol, while regretting every drop of it when you find out the next day you exposed yourself, puked on a stranger, got beaten nearly to death by the bouncer, proposed to five different employees, and made love to a homeless person in the alley out back?

Hooters unleashes the primal beast in us all. This unashamedly sexist, misogynistic wasteland is as boner-inducing as it is abhorrent. But that’s not why you’re here, is it? You’ve come to look at funny, salacious, maybe even sexy photos of guys and Hooters waitresses. Hooters girls with nerdy guys? Check! Hey, are you a nerd? Wanna feel like Dan Bilzerian for a few hours? GO TO HOOTERS, YOU FOOL. Yeah, baby, get ready for some hella funny pictures of guys and Hooters girls.

          Looking for a Snack

           First Time at Hooters

           Dazed and Confused

           Another Picture of a Baby Grabbing a Boob

           This Kid is Going Places. Maybe to Sexytown? It’s Very Humid There.

           Do They Know He’s Gay?: Hooters Asia Edition

           Teachin’ ‘Em to Objectify Real Young

           Hypnotized by the Owl

           Klay Thompson Looking for Milk at Hooters

           Dat Smirk. And the Wood Paneling. Seriously, Is This Really Hooters?

          “God, I Never Want Children” She Said Right After This Was Taken

          Finger Licking Good

           It Just Got a Little Easier Out Here for a Pimp

           Shark Week!

           Make America Boobs Again

           Rising to the Occasion

           Money Makes the World Go ‘Round

           I’m the King of the World!

           The Right to Bear Hooters

           Closing Time

           Eye of the Tiger

           Middle of the Pack

Flavor of Hooters

           Cosplay at Hooters

           If the Shirt Fits